TITS THE SEASON! Saturday, December 13th
Helvetica Productions is once again proud to present Tits the Season! at the Rio Theatre on Saturday, December 13th!
Proving that there’s no business like snow business, Helvetica Productions is back for the fifth anniversary of Vancouver’s naughtiest and nicest holiday tradition: Tits the Season!
Treat yo’elf to a holidate with this over-the-top festive extravaganza featuring drag, burlesque, circus, and variety performers from Vancouver and beyond.
Kicking us off on this slay ride is our headliner, the iconic King Molasses, the first ever winner of King of Drag!
This holiday spectacular is sure to keep you Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree and warmer than a cup of mulled wine. So, meet us under the mistletoe, Yule definitely be entertained!
We’ve made our (cast)list and checked it twice and this year’s Tits the Season features:
Headliner: King Molasses
Batty Banks
La Dame Derrière
Helvetica’s Follies
Homo Hardware
Ariel Helvetica
Cali Cobalt
Vancouver Burlesque Co.
Mx Bukuru
Quantum Roller Duo
Hosted by: Miss Kiss
Cast subject to change.
TWO SHOWS:
Saturday, December 13th
Early Show:
Doors: 5pm | Show: 6pm
Late Show:
Doors: 9pm | Show 10pm
There’s snow time like the present to grab your tickets!
*Start time and cast list subject to change. Please arrive on time.
Snowbells $40+ s/c
Snowballers $55 + s/c
Best seats in the house!
Snow Angels $75+ s/c
First two rows with a Meet + Greet photo opportunity with King Molasses. Go home with a VIP swag bag full of holiday presents for yourself, including a signed photo from King Molasses!
Limited VIP tickets available — frost come, frost served!
About Helvetica Productions:
With more than a decade of experience under her G-String, Ariel Helvetica is everyone’s type. She has boldly crossed the globe, performing in some of the top burlesque shows and festivals across the world. With her dazzling blend of glamour, cheese, and stratospheric high kicks, this ultimate showgirl has received many accolades, including being named one of 21st Century Burlesque’s Most Influential Performers and performing multiple times at the Burlesque Hall of Fame—most recently competing for Mx. Exotic World in 2025.
Underlining her performance bonafides, Ariel is also the Assistant Director of the Vancouver Burlesque Company and producer at Helvetica Productions, which is celebrated for its annual holiday variety extravaganza: Tits the Season!
🎁 Come join the naughty list this holiday season! 🎁
Grab your tickets now at riotheatretickets.ca