Helvetica Productions is once again proud to present Tits the Season! at the Rio Theatre on Saturday, December 14!

Proving that there’s no business like snow business, Helvetica Productions is back with a fourth installment of Vancouver’s naughtiest and nicest new holiday tradition: Tits the Season!

Come make a holidate with this over-the-top festive extravaganza featuring drag, burlesque, circus, and variety performers from Vancouver and beyond. The bow on top of this holiday present is that the show will be headlined by an iconic King - global sensation Landon Cider, Winner of The Boulet Brothers’ Dragula!

This holiday spectacular is sure to keep you Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree and warmer than a cup of mulled wine! So, meet us under the mistletoe, Yule definitely be entertained!

 

Saturday, December 14

 

Doors: 9pm | Show 10pm

 

Snowbells $40+ s/c

(Early Bird Until November 8! $30+ s/c)

Snowballers $55+ s/c

(Early Bird Until November 8! $45 + s/c)

Snow Angels VIP $75+ s/c (Includes swag bag full of holiday presents, including a signed photo from Landon Cider!)

(Early Bird Until November 8! $60+ s/c)

Limited VIP tickets available — frost come, frost served!

 

Headliner: Landon Cider

 

Batty Banks

Ariel Helvetica and Chelsea Hart

Elektra + The Soul Star

Monday Blues

Skim

Arabella Boop

Helvetica’s Follies

Misty Blue

VBC’s Fatlesque

Hosted by: Miss Kiss

 

Cast subject to change.

 

Proudly sponsored by ShoeFreaks.ca

 

About Helvetica Productions:

With more than a decade of experience under her G-String, Ariel Helvetica is everyone’s type. She has boldly crossed the globe (and uncrossed her legs) in some of the top burlesque shows across Europe, Canada, and the USA. With her unique blend of glamour, cheese, and stratospheric high-kicks, this purveyor of Tits and Teeth has received many accolades, including performing twice at the Burlesque Hall of Fame, as well as being named one of 21st Century Burlesque Magazine’s Most Influential Performers.

Underlining her performance bonafides, Ariel is also the Assistant Director of the Vancouver Burlesque Company, and in late 2021 she combined her burlesque prowess and showbiz moxie to create Helvetica Productions, which debuted with two sold-out shows of the holiday smash Tits the Season.